![Hayseed](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w200//6y86SwsFrp7MqSWeS4pHghpDaDP.jpg)
Hayseed
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In this Canadian Candide update, orphan Gordie (Jamie Shannon) lives with his hippie aunts at a quiet Porridge Glenn farm. When his beagle Speedoh is lost, a call from a psychic suggests a search in Toronto, where hayseed meets hooker wannabe Heidi (Sarain Boylan). She introduces him to two past-porn performers (Shelly Mars, Scott Thompson), the former stars of "Who's Afraid of Vagina Woolf?" Hick Gordie seems destined for street hustling and boogie nights after encountering a gay band that raises AIDS-research money by selling Gordie off to a sleazeball pimp (Alex Karzis). At this juncture, however, Heidi hatches a plan to reunite Gordie and Speedoh.
Cast
![Jamie Shannon](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w200//a3KwEqylmxoHGRJtoqfOFzWQ5fi.jpg)
Jamie Shannon
Gordie
![Deborah Theaker](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w200//5xJLKDhSBHGuDlYnlBwjz9A2r06.jpg)
Deborah Theaker
Judy
![Stuart Bailey](/_next/static/media/notFound.aecd17f8.png)
Stuart Bailey
Andy Warhol
![Christine Bellini](/_next/static/media/notFound.aecd17f8.png)
Christine Bellini
Marge
![Paul Bellini](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w200//553ZCPH7aqhsGmQv6bRTzEXTWZY.jpg)
Paul Bellini
Gordie's Dad
![Sarain Boylan](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w200//zImGhTMqkrTyjKlbjyOh8to4YAq.jpg)
Sarain Boylan
Heidi
![Bruce Deller](/_next/static/media/notFound.aecd17f8.png)
Bruce Deller
Mr. Black Laquer
![Marc Hickox](/_next/static/media/notFound.aecd17f8.png)
Marc Hickox
Emile
![Elva Mai Hoover](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w200//v5Kv40afGpP0ADOsusHUWwZDNyc.jpg)
Elva Mai Hoover
Auntie Charity
![Alex Karzis](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w200//uYlZb7cVzjQIc6XS3PCWFdv5LZH.jpg)
Alex Karzis
Slim
![Bruce La Bruce](/_next/static/media/notFound.aecd17f8.png)
Bruce La Bruce
Mr. Chartreuse
![Dan Lett](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w200//johOG5hLcJTIn47TzYYW9FN6TNp.jpg)
Dan Lett
Liam Burbage
![Daniel MacIvor](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w200//eTKXLrZPACsapUjpWAlieDcU06k.jpg)
Daniel MacIvor
Mr. Taupe
![Shelly Mars](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w200//1xlY1nfx9PBbozgGAwlj8Oh2aLp.jpg)
Shelly Mars
Rita
![Steve McKay](/_next/static/media/notFound.aecd17f8.png)
Steve McKay
Speedo (voice)
![Mark McKinney](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w200//fjoMrLiWWeKN0voBdZphBbS4kV0.jpg)
Mark McKinney
Alien Doctor
![Trout McNally](/_next/static/media/notFound.aecd17f8.png)
Trout McNally
Baby
![Dan Redican](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w200//zrCJQAXzO1lVDtNOlW6rA1OhObO.jpg)
Dan Redican
The Saddest Man in the World
![Jeff Rogers](/_next/static/media/notFound.aecd17f8.png)
Jeff Rogers
Trevor
![Scott Thompson](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w200//lBvadhxdANl9JQo6HkK7ou4jWkS.jpg)
Scott Thompson
J.D. Wood
![Maria Vacratsis](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w200//8HkZMChHTjIS7MhUISB4Fd94xQs.jpg)