![Ted & Venus](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/original//eL1FUPvfeleC5wHcqig9NVBGOX9.jpg)
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Ted & Venus
1 hour 40 minutes1991-08-08
4.7
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Ted is a 1970s Venice Beach poet who spends his days drifting along the boardwalk, reciting his poetry to anyone who will listen. His life changes when a bikini-clad beauty named Linda strolls by him. Instantly, Ted believes he's found his "Venus" and becomes obsessed with Linda. He tries to woo her with poetry, obscene phone calls and romantic overtures, all to disastrous effect.
Cast
![Bud Cort](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w200//t3ncccw3yAk69FYDdG9RkvT0qpC.jpg)
Bud Cort
Ted Whitley
![James Brolin](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w200//mdkmgcWySHNNQRJcPhtKqH9hCIE.jpg)
James Brolin
Max Waters
![Kim Adams](/_next/static/media/notFound.aecd17f8.png)
Kim Adams
Linda Turner
![Carol Kane](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w200//3EOZ7B148lRwJcl3CmQhfpgubYQ.jpg)
Carol Kane
Colette
![Pamella D'Pella](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w200//mmDJtXmY7gZCNVIZ9L2rNd4TVIK.jpg)
Pamella D'Pella
Gloria
![Brian Thompson](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w200//qooSjBMA1P85JhBpHlwmmisGroO.jpg)
Brian Thompson
Herb
![Rhea Perlman](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w200//3kUrd75OesnsmicI15dWdswHy7T.jpg)
Rhea Perlman
Grace
![Woody Harrelson](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w200//igxYDQBbTEdAqaJxaW6ffqswmUU.jpg)
Woody Harrelson
Homeless Vietnam Veteran
![Martin Mull](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w200//wthyliVHLrgvKUIRI1WXfEw9pjL.jpg)
Martin Mull
Ted's Attorney
![Roberta Wallach](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w200//7KZbVb8aSZQpgvrB6Bj7i8DoFoG.jpg)
Roberta Wallach
District Attorney
![Timothy Leary](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w200//kFTPQ1ood6HKh1hRRr4wLe76JHN.jpg)
Timothy Leary
Judge William H. Converse
![Tricia O'Neil](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w200//rT6AZ8cksTOjVs3UUxi3FD3lSlA.jpg)
Tricia O'Neil
Judge Katherine Notch
![Tony Genaro](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w200//QfDoKbyezCA8wYM19Du0PLtF4i.jpg)
Tony Genaro
Bailiff
![Vincent Schiavelli](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w200//8wq2WF9ohUUZZjfVxEEiUGxLHzp.jpg)
Vincent Schiavelli
Publisher
![Andrea Martin](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w200//lOP6nvTOvqpdHtEMfLCvNqUaRnp.jpg)
Andrea Martin
Bag Lady
![Cassandra Peterson](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w200//tXvakSnVSyauOV48qH4Zr0uzKGT.jpg)
Cassandra Peterson
Lisa
![Tracy Reiner](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w200//tfIh2dPe4tGITdlsPZXBNeqvZwW.jpg)
Tracy Reiner
Shelly
![Arleen Sorkin](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w200//xnDqvoa0ZKPZRVLNyBaGhmwRTp8.jpg)
Arleen Sorkin
Marcia
![Pat McCormick](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w200//rUi6d4big76XhhvP9TPNIjmCzUO.jpg)
Pat McCormick
Marcia's Elderly Boyfriend
![Gena Rowlands](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w200//j6Op08k2AkPGrNHpMNp30Pu8t36.jpg)
Gena Rowlands
Mrs. Turner
![Lady Rowlands](/_next/static/media/notFound.aecd17f8.png)
Lady Rowlands
Linda's Grandmother
![Lily Mariye](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w200//wxDElV4SK5AOIEfgSYQexNV5uth.jpg)
Lily Mariye
Rose
![Bettye Ackerman](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w200//8MBG1JxwzkHaVFQEsrt2swq0SrA.jpg)
Bettye Ackerman
Poetry Award Presenter
![Thomas Conroy](/_next/static/media/notFound.aecd17f8.png)
Thomas Conroy
Nevermore Club Emcee (as Jack Eastland)
![Shelly Werk](/_next/static/media/notFound.aecd17f8.png)
Shelly Werk
Nurse
![Victor Talmadge](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w200//yhlUYkcQP17D4z8DlCtircdf3Xd.jpg)
Victor Talmadge
Orderly
![John Blyth Barrymore](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w200//uTHQIsoA5wJwiY1B5jMYmvYAyIG.jpg)
John Blyth Barrymore
Patient #1
![Rob Moran](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w200//lwGI1FIdRpwvKnZlD3dKhntP4i4.jpg)
Rob Moran
Patient #2
![Clint Allen](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w200//8YelHPOLLFNs0gbLMYotHsvFMIn.jpg)
Clint Allen
Patient #3
![Zoe Cassavetes](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w200//1qLGDaOwE4aPMFlF2PeQjHlvi9M.jpg)
Zoe Cassavetes
Waitress with Attitude
![Barbara Leary](/_next/static/media/notFound.aecd17f8.png)
Barbara Leary
Guest
![Jacqueline Chauvin](/_next/static/media/notFound.aecd17f8.png)
Jacqueline Chauvin
Women's Group Head
![Bridget Flaherty](/_next/static/media/notFound.aecd17f8.png)
Bridget Flaherty
Women's Group #1
![Pat Ast](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w200//nhZtS5APpcGYfMJrThbSCWGGTA8.jpg)
Pat Ast
Women's Group #2
![Grif Griffis](/_next/static/media/notFound.aecd17f8.png)
Grif Griffis
Women's Group #3
![Philip K. Irven](/_next/static/media/notFound.aecd17f8.png)
Philip K. Irven
Ted's Cellmate
![Stefanos Miltsakakis](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w200//gFRyQci4c7uJrlvCYXi6Snxm1cn.jpg)
Stefanos Miltsakakis
Prisoner #1
![Craig Ng](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w200//7e2USRibdHfAN8ktKNEQpqf0wCU.jpg)
Craig Ng
Prisoner #2
![Jim Maniaci](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w200//d4ksRltkenqrggKEg2M71nTbPkv.jpg)
Jim Maniaci
Prisoner #3
![Mik Scriba](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w200//wSJehkRuxJw33U8tyRGQwAh0AGt.jpg)
Mik Scriba
Prison Guard
![Chad S. Taylor](/_next/static/media/notFound.aecd17f8.png)
Chad S. Taylor
Chainsaw Juggler
![Christopher McMullen](/_next/static/media/notFound.aecd17f8.png)
Christopher McMullen
Horseback Rider
![Joe Paul](/_next/static/media/notFound.aecd17f8.png)
Joe Paul
Wino
![Jerome Coleman](/_next/static/media/notFound.aecd17f8.png)
Jerome Coleman
Park Bench Lover
![Tamara De Treaux](/_next/static/media/notFound.aecd17f8.png)
Tamara De Treaux
Park Bench Lover
![Peter Koch](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w200//bZGMtUgaLUrzUuqTfQNYsTkYpwS.jpg)
Peter Koch
Cop #1
![Karl Rumburg](/_next/static/media/notFound.aecd17f8.png)
Karl Rumburg
Cop #2
![Chris Paul Davis](/_next/static/media/notFound.aecd17f8.png)
Chris Paul Davis
Cop #3
![Tripp Law](/_next/static/media/notFound.aecd17f8.png)
Tripp Law
Cop #4 (as Lawrence McNeal III)
![Norma Maldonado](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w200//hD9iSbqkRU5dpxr3OScKIiYjLnN.jpg)
Norma Maldonado
Cop #5
![Randolf Turrow](/_next/static/media/notFound.aecd17f8.png)