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There's No Business...
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There's No Business... is a 1994 British partially improvised comedy film directed by Kevin Molony and produced by Claudia Lloyd for Prospect Pictures. It stars Raw Sex (Simon Brint and Rowland Rivron) as Ken Bishop and his stepson Duane, and Lee Cornes as their musical agent Dickie Valentino, in their attempt to remake a track by Ken's old band, 'The Nice Twelve' for a TV advert for 'Pinkies', a brand of kitchen gloves made by Mort Clayton (Mac McDonald). Alexander Armstrong (Tim) and Sam Graham (Fergus) work for the fictional advertising agency Sprote and Sprote. The film takes its name from the 1954 film There's No Business Like Show Business which itself borrowed the 1946 song of the same name by Irving Berlin, written for the musical Annie Get Your Gun.
Cast
![Simon Brint](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w200//wMxjeyYqqNuC61fZTIUWWfXh4Yz.jpg)
Simon Brint
Kenworth "Ken" Bishop
![Rowland Rivron](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w200//28CdZHCIwno3cOTYgXgjp6VYF54.jpg)
Rowland Rivron
Duane Bishop
![Lee Cornes](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w200//fyqbnvZ7v9BlRUM7uqQvTTxwCBy.jpg)
Lee Cornes
Dickie Valentino
![Tilly Vosburgh](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w200//hWMYSUVwj8VtjlCvsMLFMzCey6v.jpg)
Tilly Vosburgh
Tilly
![Stephen Frost](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w200//cu998GzQ8yRO6mgXaj3sTGuenio.jpg)
Stephen Frost
Reg Prince
![Mark Arden](/_next/static/media/notFound.aecd17f8.png)
Mark Arden
Johnny Blackpool
![Paul Mark Elliott](/_next/static/media/notFound.aecd17f8.png)
Paul Mark Elliott
Bernie Cosmos
![Sam Graham](/_next/static/media/notFound.aecd17f8.png)
Sam Graham
Fergus
![Alexander Armstrong](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w200//e0kvGIfrjah4UmbUdKKobTgcxEd.jpg)
Alexander Armstrong
Tim
![Chris Palmer](/_next/static/media/notFound.aecd17f8.png)
Chris Palmer
Crispian Sprote
![Mark Bannister](/_next/static/media/notFound.aecd17f8.png)
Mark Bannister
Marcus
![Mac McDonald](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w200//gejehuptBzsJlPiWKU8B9TTrc7r.jpg)
Mac McDonald
Mort Clayton
![Mark Benton](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w200//hPMkW7sSs4fD7qgAOTnVVF7xWMd.jpg)
Mark Benton
Barman
![Arnold Brown](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w200//95kwoqCgBHvHj5GE1ft5CYxNFr7.jpg)
Arnold Brown
Man on Train
![Emma Longworth](/_next/static/media/notFound.aecd17f8.png)
Emma Longworth
Ems
![Alana Carlucci](/_next/static/media/notFound.aecd17f8.png)
Alana Carlucci
Receptionist
![Luke Hartley Scott](/_next/static/media/notFound.aecd17f8.png)
Luke Hartley Scott
Boy
![Ian Hill](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w200//vNttawyT2NboTdybJMyei1YV6Sn.jpg)
Ian Hill
Accordionist
![Jan Price](/_next/static/media/notFound.aecd17f8.png)
Jan Price
Trudi
![Henry House](/_next/static/media/notFound.aecd17f8.png)
Henry House
Spider Bishop
![Mary Maxted](/_next/static/media/notFound.aecd17f8.png)
Mary Maxted
Old Lady
![Sylvia Grant](/_next/static/media/notFound.aecd17f8.png)
Sylvia Grant
Shopper
![Eduardo](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w200//gO2GjvGl9l7n9CmMYIED74UNpDR.jpg)
Eduardo
Himself
![Jonathan Ross](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w200//lHQNwKd8S96W1A4oUq3C2M9amZP.jpg)
Jonathan Ross
Himself
![Penny Smith](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w200//8HI8JRPuv70gSNzSa9hrBXBEmnS.jpg)
Penny Smith
Herself
![Jools Holland](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w200//e1JATtQMNq3KM2KN8mKUw4uIOkL.jpg)
Jools Holland
Band Member (Uncredited)
![Gilson Lavis](/_next/static/media/notFound.aecd17f8.png)